Ryan didn't think enough about himself, so I say that he's the best and that he's perfect. (although not as scary like someone we know)

Ryan wanted an entry about him. So here's an entry about him. Hi ryan.

Wow, GO SEE ORIGINAL SIN. We'll actually rent it. It's out on tape. It's great.
"I...i just killed a man" repeats Louise (Antonio Banderas playing a cuban man)
"And I just bought a hat" says Julia (Angelina Jolie)
"Wha? but i just killed a man"
"And i bought a hat, I dont' dwell on it, i bought a hat and I move on."


LOL... that's so fucked up eh? In the movie its even better.

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Lewis B. Frumkes, Book Title (1983)

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright

I don't suppose its natural to dread spending the evening with the person you are dating. This doesn't bode well for the relationship if I can' t even look forward to a simple thing. I'm actually quite scared that the dinner and work today will be the only things I do. Its not really..umm something I'm looking forward to. Damnit! I need to go do something.

Think about this:
a. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept.of Health &Human Services)

Then think about this:
a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

What Was Your PastLife?

TRAICOVN: I think it would be groocy
TRAICOVN: groovy
Xenoclonic: Ok, what seventies villan has taken ahold of you from their own video-dimensional world?
TRAICOVN: congratulations...
TRAICOVN: that one made it....
Xenoclonic: oh no
Xenoclonic: ::holds head in cup of hands::